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Say "John Bolton" to the average Kosopolitan and you'll evoke an image of a crazed bureaucrat storming through the corridors of a hotel and pounding on the door of some unfortunate woman.  You think of a blustering neocon who wants to start blasting chunks out of the UN building.  You think of a BushCo whore slicing and dicing intelligence to fit the imperialist warmongering fantasies of his bosses.

But there's another side to Bolton, a more sensitive side, a side that we never get to see here at Daily Kos.

A side that likes to draw sexy vampire chicks.

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When he's not pressuring his bosses to get uncooperative underlings fired, John Bolton apparently likes to spend time creating cover art for comic books, storyboarding werewolf movies, and getting himself filmed by bestselling British author Neil Gaiman.  In fact, Bolton has somehow managed to be British himself, in addition to being American, a trait which would actually be an advantage at the UN.

Hard to believe?  It's all right here in this link.

So the next time you feel like slagging off poor John Bolton, just think about those sexy vampire chicks.  A guy like that can't be all bad, can he?

Originally posted to Thomas Kalinowski on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 06:19 AM PDT.

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  •  Funny, but my guess is (none)
    that "UN" John Bolton's painting style would consists more of throwing paint around a small room before smearing the remainder on his face and body similar to  Col. Kurrtz from Apacolypse Now.

    Somewhere around 2001, Mr. Spock grew a beard.

    by Olds88 on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 06:30:43 AM PDT

  •  i spent the first month of the bolton nomination (none)
    thinking how useful it'd be to have a singer with a 6-octave range for our UN ambASSador.  you can imagine my disappointment.

    "War should be relegated to the shelves of history"
    -Kevin Benderman

    by mediaprisoner on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 07:02:01 AM PDT

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